My Reality Mash Up

Hi All, or at least Hi to any of my 3 followers!! I know it says that I have 4 followers, but I sadly am one of my own followers!! Yes, sad but true!! Anyway, my sister is up visiting from VA, with her 3 beautiful girls, so I have been spending all free time cuddling, with them, so I am going to rant about all the shows that I saw this week all in one post!! Oh where to begin,  I guess I have to start with The Real Housewives of NJ!! I guess I have to start with Theresa and Joe, I can not understand how 2 people that are obviously in capable of existing in the real world,  are allowed to have children.  I am actually convinced that if they did a study of some of the most messed up human beings on the planet, they would find that these messed up people had parents that were as messed up as Theresa and Joe.  This week on the show, Joe was not capable of carrying on any one conversation that included more than him knowing his name.  Now I am not talking about his whole name, just his first name.  Now nothing really happened this week that is really worth mentioning except when they were all having a little birthday celebration for Caroline's 50th birthday!! Everything was going fine, until Joe get's up from the table and says that he has to call work.  The first problem of that statement is, Does Joe have a work to call into?, and when he made his call, he went very far from the table, and was clearly talking to someone that was not a person that works with him, or for him.Then Theresa came towards him, he said into the phone, "Here comes my Bitch of a wife!" Then out of the blue he says, "She is such a C%*#@!!! I couldn't believe it!! It is by now clearly he is talking to his mistress, and he is cheating on Theresa!!! So he then says how he has to get off the phone, and Theresa takes this opportunity to have sex in the Vineyard, but Joe want's no part of it, but she pushes, begs, and pleads, till he finally gives in, and they have sex, in full view of the other cast mates, and the camera crew! So Classy!!! I think that is all I have to say on this week.  On to Dance Mom's this week I was very surprised to          
see Abby is capable of a human emotion other than anger, greed frustration, hatred, spite, and a few other ones that are really only used by a special few people such as Abby.  However this week, I saw with my own eyes, Abby use pride, happy, joy, and a few other words that the fact that I am using them in this article my computer should spontaneously blow up! !!  Things were going well, Abby told one of the kids other than Maddy that they did a good job!! I know!!!!! It is the ADC's annual recital, and Abby is out for new students!! I also am not understanding why Kelly is not following the doctors instructions and is letting Paige dance at all. You know that Abby is all talk when it comes to kicking kids out, and their contracts. Kelly should just have her wait out the couple of weeks that the doctor wants her off of it.  I just want to end this week with a touch on the subject of Teen Mom.  This is the final season of the original Teen Mom, and it is a doozy!! I have never liked Farrah, I don't understand her relationship with her and her Mom and Dad. I don't understand why she calls her dad Michael, and her mom,she just calls her mom. I thought that Nichael was her stepdad, but I have since found out that he is her real dad, but then why does she call him Michael??  Anyway, she is a horrible person, the way she treats her mom is disgusting!!! I don't know what happened in the past, but I do know that she called the police on her mom when they had a fight, and her mom was arrested.  If her mom was abusing her, then I am glad that she did call the police, but if my mom hurt me in any way, I would never let my mom take care of my child, not for a second, but here is Farrah, giving her child away to her mom for a month, so it will not be so inconvenient for Farrah, now that she is starting school.  I also can't believe how Farrah acted in Texas, when she went with her boyfriend of a couple of months.  She went to meet his parents, and friends.  I was horrified when they were out to dinner, and Daniels step mom mentioned that she always wanted children, and Farrah then proceeds to ask her how old she is, and when the woman said 50, Farrah was so rude, saying "WOW you are out of luck now, so you are so old, you will never have a baby" it was so awful, I can't believe no one punched her out!! Well after non stop talk about marriage, Farrah couldn't understand why her boyfriend of a couple of months never showed up at the hotel, or for the plane ride home!!! That's it for now,  karen♥

The Real Housewives of N. Jersey

Hey All,  (I do realize that all is like 3 people) I have been busy, and have not had time to comment on RHNJ!!  I feel like last week is just the tip of the ice burg on this crazy trip that these band of misfits is on.  I don't know what has happened to Theresa,  she is just slowly slipping into that fun place in your brain, where people with delusion go to escape reality!!  I did not have my blog up during the start of this situation, but just from what I have been seeing, Theresa and Joe, should both have their children removed from them while they get the help that they clearly need! haha  When I saw the girls in the car on the way to see their Aunt Mellisa's singing thing, they were making fun of her in the car!  Now I know that kids will be kids, but kids will also repeat what they hear from their parents!! Clearly Theresa, and Joe do not filter their mouths in front of their children!  However, they obviously don't mind letting their kids make fun of the Aunt, with such great disrespect!!!  Then there is Joe, a RAGING ALCOHOLIC who is at that point for a MAJOR intervention!! He never seems to go anywhere without a bottle or two of wine in his hands.  He can no longer form sentences, or remember anything!  This little trip that the gang is on is the proverbial train wreck, that we are all waiting for them to run out of tracks! I cringed like I am sure everyone did, when Theresa was speaking to the other campers about how this campsite was so far below her class of friends.  I mean FILTER Theresa, FILTER!!!!  I could definitely do with out all of the referrals, erections, discussions,jokes, and viewing of the penis'  of the guys, but you get what you pay for!! I am so sad for Jacqueline,  sometimes I just want to shake her, and get all the rainbows and sunshine out of her head, that leads her to believe that there is good in everyone!! Theresa is bad, she is mean, and manipulative.  Wake up Jacqueline!!!  Theresa is not trying to get back to being friends, she is actually thinking that she has done no wrong!! She is a liar, sneak, and will do anything to put herself on top, and kick anyone who is trying to get up on that successful
gravy train that she is on, because of all the delusional so called fans of hers!!! I have however been trying to contain myself, and trying to stay calm for this weeks episode!!! We learned a couple of weeks ago from one of Theresa's kids, the ones that Theresa and Joe don't filter themselves in front of, the Theresa and Joe sleep in separate rooms, which clearly means separate BEDS!!!!  Which leads up to this past weeks show where they are not as lovey dovey that they have been in the past, and in the previews for this coming week where Joe gets up from the table to "call work" , and when Theresa gets up and starts to go over to see who he is talking to, and into the phone, Joe says, something to the effect of  Here comes my BITCH wife, I am gonna have to go!!! I LOVE IT!!!!  I have been waiting for Theresa to get hers for soooooooo long!!!! I mean it was bound to happen, I mean when you are married to a drunk with no education, these things are bound to happen.  Now on to other news with the Jersey girls, I was so surprised to hear Caroline call her daughter an asshole!!!  I mean we all know that she loves her boys, but sometimes she is really mean to her one an only daughter.  When Lauren was trying to lose weight, Caroline made no effort to cook some healthy meals, even just 1 time a week, it would show support for her daughter, and that Lauren would see that her mom is  routing for her!  On the other hand, Lauren thinks she wears a size 8, and  is weirdly attached to her brothers, I mean "You are all in your 20's, get a life!!" so there are train wrecks no matter where you go on this show!!!  Well I am running out of room, and I still have to get to Dance Moms, so until next time!!!  karen♥

Honey Boo Boo!!!

OK!!!  I like, I am sure the rest of you, have been on pins and needles waiting for this show to come on!!! I was at first thrilled, that it was going to be the train wreck that I thought it was going to be, but after the first episode, which I thought lived up to what I thought it would! I mean there is nothing like watching a bunch of women bobbing for RAW PIGS FEET that have been sitting in the sun for hours rotting, or people swimming in a river with flesh eating bacteria.  Although, if you are slightly concerned about losing an ear, or your face to the river, there is always the Mud Flop to cool you down! I do envy these women, or 1 woman, and her girls, bonding together and deciding to lose weight!!  I also applaud the mom for not worrying about what people think, and weighing herself on national T.V., and it is not her fault if the average home scale only goes to 300lbs., and that she might have to truck it on down to the local scrap metal yard to be weighed on the scale that they have on the side of the road at that Weigh Station, to weigh the Mac Trucks to make sure that they won't flip over going on an off ramp.  We all have our issues!!  How about that Sugarbear??? What a guy!! Living with all of this estrogen, no wonder he works 7 days a week!! I mean he has obviously turned to chewing tobacco, to help him cope with the whole situation, and he is also doing his part to save money. With all that chewing tobacco in his mouth, I don't think that there is room for teeth, so he is saving on tooth paste, floss, and the dentist!! Even though he works 7 days a week, he still finds the time to go to one of Alana's beauty pageants, where Alana did not do very well, and as any good dad would do, he went out to get her a pig, to cheer her up, and I just love the fact that although the pig is a boy, Alana has decided to name it Glitzy, and just say that it is a girl so it can just be gay, just like her uncle, who she affectionately calls "Poodle", (because everyone knows that poodles are gay?!?) and as any good gay uncle would do, he took Alana to get her first Mani/pedi, where we all learn that Alanas  uncle is missing a toe, and Alana's feet smell so bad that they are compared to Frito's!! Alana's mom, who was taking all the feedback that they got from the judges at the pageant about Alana after she did not do very well to heart, and she called an etiquette coach, to come to the house to help Alana, and her sister "Pumpkin" with their table manners.  Now this is the part that really bothered me.  I am all for sassy kids that are inappropriate, (as long as they are not mine), but when I watch the behavior of the 12 yr old, "Pumpkin" I am so afraid that her mom is setting her up to never want to better herself, or to act appropriately in front of someone if for some odd reason that she would come in contact with someone outside of the Red Neck Games, or that she would ever go somewhere where Cheese Balls are not a breakfast staple!! I think that it is great that these girls don't care what other people think about them, mostly because I always worry about what other people think about what I do, think, say, and look like. I am glad that she doesn't worry about those things, but I wish that she would think more about how she thinks about herself. Anyway, you have got to love that little Honey Boo Boo, and I am now on a pursuit to get me one of those little pigs!! Talk about CUTE!!!! So as far as this show goes, I can't wait till next week, and I have already been scouring the newspapers to find me one of those food auctions!!!!! What a dream land!!! If anyone hears about one of these please let me know!!! Till next time, Karen♥

I want to say hello to the followers that I don't have!!

I am sitting here watching Teen Mom, where Maci and Kyle have bought a new house, and Bentley is just wanting to go back to his mom's house. She has explained that this was their new house, but I am not sure he gets it. Of all the Teen Mom kids, I am so in love with Bentley!! He is the sweetest thing. However, his dad is a dirtball!! Letting his girlfriend ask Bentley in appropriate questions! I do also have to chat about Butch!!! I can't even type his name without laughing so hard that I am crying! Butch has decided to represent himself in court!! I just can't stand it!!! It is so funny!! Of all the people in the world who should not represent himself, Butch is at the top of my list!! I can't wait till Farrah's book comes out, I am going to have a book club on here, so we all (If I get any followers) can talk about the book. I can't wait to find out why she hates her mom, and why she calls her dad Michael. So hopefully if we find a follower or 2 we can chat about all the reality shows that I love to hate and watch faithfully!! Karen♥

Hello Reality Junkies, Like Me!!

Hi to all of you reality t.v. addicts!! I am starting this blog, because my 21 year old daughter is tired of me yelling and talking to the t.v. during all of the reality shows that I watch!  I think that I watch every reality show that is on the air.  I watch every Real Housewives shows, all of the Bachelor, Bachelorertte shows, any show where the people on it are not allowed to leave the house that they are in, or any show that involves a family or families switching, swapping, following, loving, hating, baby having ,teenage marrying, teeth missing, pawn shopping, swamp diving, tree hauling, alligator hunting, ax swinging, toddler tiara wearing,dance teaching, parental abusing, house hunting, runway walking, trash hoarding, talent searching, cooking, cake baking, cupcake decorating, room designing, singing,acting, idol making, talent finding, virgin diary writing, drug abusing, mob marrying,  foul mouthed people, that inhabit the earth, and I love every minute of it!!!! So, if you are like me, stop by, and join in, on my random ranting over all of the wonderful useless reality shows that are on the air!!!         Karen♥